i wonder which member of shinee watches the most fucked up porn/is the kinkiest

noonaneomuhomo:

themeaningofpeace:

i’d put my money on jonghyun.

TAEMIN

FUCKING TAEMIN

How is this even a damn question?!? THE ANSWER IS TOO OBVIOUS

Oh, you want my hypothesis on SHINee’s porn watching habits, you say?

Key-Not a porn watcher. Watched it once, he blinked a few times. Not really much of a sexual person, much less one that is very libidinous, voyeuristic, or generally explored/curious/learned in that field. Sensual, yes. His porn is well-styled editorials & sexy pop videos and dancing along to them way too seductively. But porn, no. Too crass, blatant, and upfront for his taste.

Jjong-Probably not so much into the idea of porn, really. Some straight guys really could care less and don’t find it too attractive? Or grew out of it. Which isn’t to say he’s sexual, he most definitely is. He’d much rather do the dirty in real life, not watch it. He’s more “sexy smooth yet sexually explicit r&b song about pantyhose” than he is “HEY I WANNA SEE YOUR TITS”. Also, he’s a romantic. While he isn’t some raving sex positive feminist, he probably doesn’t exactly enjoy the often sexist and demeaning nature of porn.

Onew-Probably also not a porn watcher but also not too sexual of a human being though he is attracted to women and has the most chance to actually have a successful heterosexual relationship when compared to the chucklefucks he’s in a group with? He’s more of a goofball. If he thinks a girl is attractive he makes cheesy jokes no one understands, will talk too much about the nerdy far-off things he likes, and try to listen to her talk as much as possible. He isn’t the “GET IN YOUR PANTS” type.

Taemin-Watches porn, watches the fuck out of that shit like it’s going out of style, holy fucking christ. He is turned on by it, curious about it, learning from it, and observes the most random, far off, fucked up, and weird things when he watches it. With a straight face on. And a glazed glassy look like he’s entraced by the sea. It is both about sex and about the human nature. He needs vast amounts of insight of both, and he’s getting it from the most fucked up sources.

Minho-Hyungs are porn